Ever since today, the Age/Gender thing under my profile pic has been screwy.

As soon as midnight on 10/09/09 hit, my age changed from 14, to 15. I'm contacting Tom about this, it might be a pretty harmful glitch to the site. Here's hoping that he'll reply. I have a big feeling that this guy knows something about it.

So I just finished typing a whole script that I made up on the spot for my Drama assignment. The lack of required resources that would have made it a whole lot easier would have been better, but they mysteriously vanished into thin air.

So, what was your last assignment/essay/report that you had to do for your school or university? Did you enjoy doing it? Was it a pain in the ass to complete? Please. I must know.

This is probably the funniest Omegle conversation I've had in a long time. Post your Omegle conversations here.

NOTE: I am not a racist, and if you are offended by my asian remark at the beginning of the convo, then I apologise. It was all for the sake of roleplay.

Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: how are u?
Stranger: are u Asian?
You: AWESOME
You: NO
Stranger: haha thanks!
You: I THINK ASIANS ARE GAY
Stranger: I think u are gay - stop typing in capitals
You: I CANT
You: MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
You: D:
Stranger: I'm gay myself, and I'm not asian!
Stranger: lol
You: LIES
You: YOU'RE ASIAN
You: AND YOU KNOW IT TOO
Stranger: from when Poland is in Asia?
You: YOU DIRTY RICE CHEWING YELLOW SKINNED WHALE KILLER!!!
Stranger: LOL I've never even eaten a whale!!!! ... damn
You: BS IVE SEEN YOU EAT WHALE
You: WITH MY OWN 2 INTERNET-EYES
Stranger: no... I'm sure it was dog not whale!!
You: FOR ALL YOU KNOW IT COULD BE A DOLPHIN
Stranger: they told me it's dog at least
You: ...YOU ATE A DOLPHIN?!
You: DOLPHINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Stranger: OMG U REALLY PISS ME OFF WITH THAT CAPITALS
Stranger: YES THEY AR
Stranger: E
You: THEY ONCE HOOKED UP A DOLPHIN TO THE PENTAGON COMPUTER
You: AND IT KASPLODED!!!
Stranger: ARE U EXCITED NOW?
You: YES I AM
Stranger: WELL, GOOD FOR U
You: CAUSE IM THINKING ABOUT DOLPHINS
Stranger: YEAH I CAN SEE THAT
You: HEY YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK TOO
Stranger: SEEMS SO
Stranger: OR I JUST TURNED IT ON
You: NO, IT'S STUCK CAUSE IM PUMPING A VIRUS INTO UR COMPUTER
Stranger: OH NO OH NO
Stranger: IS IT ANY SEXY VIRUS/
You: BUT IM NOT MEANT TO TELL YOU THAT OR DENNIS WILL GET MAD
Stranger: IS DENNIS YOUR DAD?
You: HE'S MY THIRD DAD
Stranger: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
You: MY NAMES TOM
You: WHATS YOUR NAME?
Stranger: HEYY IT LOOKS PRETTY COOL TYPING IN CAPITAL
Stranger: S
You: I NO AMIRITE?
Stranger: I'M DENNIS SON
You: REALLY?
Stranger: YEA
You: YOU'RE THE MALE PROSITUTE THAT DENNIS KILLED LAST NIGHT?
You: ARE YOU A GHOST?
You: I DON'T LIKE GHOSTS
Stranger: NO I'M DENNIS I KILLED THAT MALE PROSTITUTE
Stranger: THOUGHT IT WAS YOU
You: NO YOUR NOT DENNIS IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE ME
You: That's right.
You: SEE HE TYPED THAT
Stranger: OHHH WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR CAPITAL LETTERS!
Stranger: U SMALL LIER!
You: HE USED ANOTHER KEYBOARD
Stranger: OF COURSE!
You: ITS A WHITE KEYBOARD
Stranger: GO USE THAT KEYBOARD
Stranger: OH REALLY
You: HE SAID IT USED TO BE BLACK BUT HE WATCHED TOO MUCH GAY PORN
Stranger: AND NOW U ARE TYPING IT
Stranger: WISH U LUCK
Stranger: DON'T LICK YOUR FINGERS
You: OOPS TOO LATE
Stranger: LOL SORRY
Stranger: FOR U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is absolute proof that I have WAY too much time on my little hands.

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The next person who comments here will get a spot on my sig.

Include why you deserve a spot on my sig. Then I'll CONSIDER IT.

Edit: NO MOAR ADVERTIZING.

An art favorites bar for our userpages! Now, isn't that nifty!

Darn you mods with your rules. I could complain about it, but then again, I could just say BOOM DE YA DAH!

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So, I just got my first big pay, after deducting current debt, I've now got $140 to throw away on whatever the hell I want!

Any ideas?

I only had this dream last night, so I'm going to recall it to the best of my ability.

I was walking around a shopping centre on Wednesday. I told my friends I was going to an ATM to get some cash out. I punched in my PIN, took the cash bundle out. Now when I leafed out the cash in my hands another $50 note appeared under my $20. I kept on leafing the money in my hands, another $50 note. And another, and another, until I was left with $400 sitting right there in my hands, staring at me. I thought this was real, and just before I opened my eyes, I realised that this was a dream. Then I opened my eyes, I looked at my hand, nothing there.

The weirdest thing about this is I'm going to be getting my 3 shifts worth of pay on WEDNESDAY. Is this a dream, or a premonition?

And now, to break the ice, a completely un-related pic:

WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD!

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