GREEN GAINED 10 EXPERIENCE POINTS!

GREEN GREW TO LVL 11!

GREEN IS TRYING TO LEARN GEOGRAPHY!

HOWEVER GREEN CAN'T LEARN SOMETHING INCREDIBLY BORING.

STOP LEARNING GEOGRAPHY?

GREEN DID NOT LEARN GEOGRAPHY.

Check out my first flash: 'The Big Green Button'. I reply to all reviews people submit. Constructive criticism will be gladly taken ;)

Screenie below. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEHOLD!! MY NEW USERPAGE HEADER!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, ha.

Ok, so in case you guys haven't noticed, I've re-made my avatar and my icon pic. Honestly, I'm getting REALLY tired of that old avatar of a re-coloured Shadow the Hedgehog, so I created a human to replace me instead. Yay!

What do you guys think? Should I customise him even more? I was thinking of giving him a gun...

And what do you think about the Halo font for my name?

If you can't be half-arsed clicking the Hints button on this game:

Achievement Unlocked

Here's the complete list of achievements ripped straight from Armor Games for Achievement Unlocked.

#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
#20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
#21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
#22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
#23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
#24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
#25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
#26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
#27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
#28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
#29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
#31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
#32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
#33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen
#34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
#35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths
#36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths
#37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths
#38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds
#39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds
#40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds
#41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform
#42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit
#43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit
#44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit
#45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once
#46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once
#47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys
#48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys
#49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy
#50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
#51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute
#52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes
#53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes
#54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order
#55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order
#56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order
#57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order
#59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks
#60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks
#61: Paint 50 = Touch 50 blocks
#62: Paint 75 = Touch 75 blocks
#63: Paint 100 = Touch 100 blocks
#64: Masterpiece = Touch every touchable block
#65: Jet 5 = Hit 5 launchers
#66: Jet 10 = Hit 10 launchers
#67: Master Jetter = Hit every launcher
#68: 3 Spikes = Hit 3 stationary spikes
#69: 7 Spikes = Hit 7 stationary spikes
#70: Spikeful = Hit all stationary spikes
#71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas
#72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue
#73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink
#74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange
#75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black
#76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint
#77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level
#78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code
#79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game
#81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link
#82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
#83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality
#84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section
#85: Play the Game = Start the game
#86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1
#87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
#88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen
#89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement
#90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements
#91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements
#92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements
#93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements
#94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements
#95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements
#96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements
#97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements
#98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements
#99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements

Nice work you cheating swine.

BOOYA!

Well I've put Not Another Halo Parody! on hold, but I'll get on to it as soon as I've learn how to use Flash better.

At the moment I'm taking part in the Randomness Collaboration hosted by MuffinMan9. I've already finished my two short pieces, I hope the collab goes well and I hope everyone creates great, funny and most importantly, RANDOM parts. :D

Here are links to the short parts I did.
Warthog Crush
Luigi gets owned

Notes:
o The collab is full, don't ask to join.
o The collab is NOT video game based.
o Yes, I do sprites.

If there is any way I can improve my parts please let me know via pm. :)

Cheers!

I'm teaming up with Stormlordrox and MaxBright to bring you guys Not Another Halo Parody!! I'm going to be making scenes with sprites, Stormlordrox will be making scenes using the art features with Flash, while MaxBright will be making scenes in Japanese Manga style. Unfortunatly we have only started the project so it may be a while.

Here is the sprite of Master Chief that I may be using, made by Rayg. I may be using others, who knows?